I’m generally a big fan of Groupon. Each day, I check my e-mail, see what the local “deal of the day” is and more often than not, don’t buy it.
Having said that, it’s a great way to see who’s doing what in Anchorage.
This morning, I did my usual log-in and saw this nonsense:
Weight-Loss Hot Pants!
Seriously?!?!!
What’s more disturbing is that more than 240 of these ridiculous things have been bought before 9am.
Can you say, “ridiculous?”
I don’t often go on a tirade, and if you are one of the 240, I recommend calling now and getting your money back.
Cellulite happens…yes.
And, it is not necessarily a sign of aging. I had a friend in college (we were 18-21). She was (and still is) rail thin and has had cellulite thighs since she was 16.
Here’s the thing.
Regardless of the “hot pants” manufacturer’s claims, nothing actually changes cellulite.
However, in the never-ending quest for beauty, merchants know there is nothing you won’t try.
This “latest technology” uses “infared rays” to help you to sweat more and there by, rid the “toxins from your body that cause cellulite.”
Really?!
If you want to sweat more to lose cellulite, how about joining boot camp, building muscle and replacing the “jigglies” with rock-solid muscle?
Not as catchy as losing weight in your sleep by wearing “hot pants,” I know. But here’s the thing…no matter how good the sales pitch, nothing actually “melts cellulite.”
To change your body, you have to change your life and your lifestyle!
In study after study, this is the ONLY thing that really truly works.
It’s not easy, but nothing that we value ever comes easy, does it?
Ditch the hot pants!
Get your butt in boot camp and then show off your new butt in real hot pants.
We can do that for you…
Results Guaranteed!!
Bring a Friend to Boot Camp on Saturday.
Call 783-1241 or click the link below:
http://anchoragepersonaltrainer.com/client-appreciation-saturday/
